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Meme It!Michael:Excuse me, everyone... SEX! Now that I have your attention...
Stanley:You don't have our attention.
Michael:MONEY!
Stanley:I'm listening.
Kevin:You had me at 'Sex.'
Michael:Pervert.
Phyllis:You have all of our attention just by screaming anything.
Michael:That's good to know. [screams]
Pam:What do you want to say, Michael?
Michael:Wuphf! All right, I've warmed them up for you. You have the floor, Ryan.
Ryan:How's everybody doing?!
Michael:Whoo!
Ryan:Good! Now, a lot of you have already staked out your corner of the WUPHF empire. Raise your hand if I'm describing you. [Michael, Pam, Daryl, and Stanley raise their hands]