Christening
Meme It!Michael:[in an old man mobster voice] Hey. Hey. I got an offer that you can't refuse. Scooch over.
Pam:Oh, Michael, this is just for family.
Michael:But I'm the Godfather.
Jim:It is really funny, but you know that can be confusing at a christening because you are not the godfather.
Michael:Are you talking to me?
Jim:[whispers to Pam] Ok, your turn.
Michael:Scooch. Before I shoot you in the head.
Pam:Okay, Michael. Um, you know I love when you do that voice, but today, I'm so sorry. I need you to tell me that you know you're not Cece's godfather.
Michael:Yeah.
Pam:I'm sorry, Michael. I need you to say it. I'm so sorry.
Michael:[normal voice] I'm not the godfather.
Pam:Okay, thank you.
Michael:[clears his throat] So who is the godfather?
Pam:Our friend, Seth, and his wife there.
Michael:Okay. Old friend, like, you've known him since kindergarten?
Pam:No, I met his wife in Mommy and Me. They're a great couple. You should meet them later.
Michael:No, I have plenty of friends, so... all right, well, you have great seats. Enjoy the show.
Pam:Okay. Thank you for coming, Michael.