Costume Contest
Meme It!Gabe:[dressed as Lady Gaga] In case you can't read m-m-my Poker Face... [laughs] we will be reviewing our sales policies. [accepts note from Michael, reads it out loud] I have ten seconds to read them or this whole place blows up.
Michael:MACGRUBER!
Todd Packer:Lame. Why don't witches wear panties?
Michael:Oh, here we go!
Todd Packer:Because they need to grip the broom!
Michael:[laughs] OH! Who likes to water ski on Lake Erie? No wai-where does Dracula like to water ski?
Dwight:Lake Erie.