Costume Contest
Meme It!Jim:Stop.
Dwight:[has his hands around Jim's neck] Too late! If I was the real Scranton Strangler, you'd be so strangled right now. If you're out there, strangler, you will get caught! By me.
Jim:Sounds like someone's really trying to convince us that he's not the Scranton Strangler.
Dwight:To my chickens I'm the Scranton Strangler. [looks at Pam] Oh-ho! That's very funny. Looks like someone decided to dress up as old Dwight Schrute's mom.
Pam:What?
Dwight:You're only one third as beautiful and only half her height.
Pam:I'm supposed to be Olive Oyl. And it makes more sense when I'm standing next to Popeye, but... Jim doesn't want to put his costume on.
Jim:[places pipe in mouth] I am Popeye!