The Sting
Meme It!Michael:You know who we always lose out to? Staples, the big guys. Osprey? They're a small company. They're smaller than we are. What's our excuse? How do we combat this guy? Stanley, how do we combat him?
Stanley:We sell better?
Michael:Okay. You know what? You clearly don't care, so why don't you just leave?
Stanley:I would like to stay. This pertains to me.
Michael:Why don't you go outside and...take a shot of insulin and have a nap, okay?
Stanley:Why do you always assume I have diabetes?
Michael:I don't know, your frame, your build-why don't you have a glass of apple juice and tell me you're not a diabetic. [Stanley stands to leave] See? I could tell by the sound you made when you stood up that you have-okay. Yes, Phyllis?
Phyllis:I could try to seduce him.
Michael:Oh, my god!
Dwight:I know how we can learn his tricks.