AT THE SOUND OF THE TINY TRUCK BACKING UP.

ENDED UP SEEING A LOT OF THE WOMEN THAT I USED TO DATE,

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A REAL... TRAIN WRECK.

I DON'T FEEL FOR THEM ANYTHING LIKE WHAT I FEEL FOR YOU.

AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DOWNGRADED WHAT WE HAD,

OH, AND YOU MIGHT-- YOU SHOULD TALK TO A DOCTOR

[on answering machine] This is Holly Flax, I can't come to the phone right now but please leave a message after the sound of the tiny truck backing up. [BEEP]

Hi Holly it's Michael, I just wanted to call and let you know that I was thinking about what you said. It's just. You know?  It's weird. Today I ended up seeing a lot of women that I used to date, and in my mind they were all great. And then when I actually saw them, it was mostly a freak show. And you and me, that must have been a real train wreck. You know what, Holly? You're wrong. You are wrong. I remember every second of us. And talking to them today, I don't feel for them anything like what I feel for you. I didn't joke with any of them, I joked with you. You are the only one who was actually happy to hear from me. And I don't know why you downgraded what we had but I did not make us up. Ok.  Oh, wait, and you should talk to a doctor because you might have herpes. Bye.

Sex Ed

Season 7, Episode 4, 19:14-20:34