Sex Ed
Meme It!Michael:Oh wow another living room!
Carol:It's a family room.
Michael:You put the TV here, you put the family over here.
Carol:Michael why are you here?
Michael:Someone told me that I romanticize relationships
Carol:You know, we all do that.
Michael:I have herpes.
Carol:What? Did you have that while we were together?
Michael:I just found out today. It's, uh, right there.
Carol:Oh! Oh, that's what you're talking about?
Michael:Mmhmm, I'm sorry.
Carol:Did the doctor check it out?
Michael:I'm between specialists right now.
Carol:Yes, yes Michael. Actually you do make a bigger deal out of things than you need to. You proposed to me on our fourth date.
Michael:Well I believe in love at first sight.
Carol:Well so do I, but we didn't love each other at first either. I don't know what you were thinking!
Michael:I knew what I was thinking at the time, but right now it just seems ridiculous.
Dwight:[walking downstairs] Excuse me, someone died in the upstairs bathroom didn't they?
Carol:No.