Sex Ed
Meme It!Andy:Who can tell me what the safest form of sex is?
Darryl:Condoms.
Andy:Incorrect, the only true form of safe sex, ok? Abstinence.
Darryl:Ohh. Ok. I didn't realize we were doing trick questions. What's the safest way to go skiing? Don't ski! [office laughs]
Andy:I just thought I'd bring it up in case someone in here was practicing abstinence. That's all. Anybody?
Pam:Andy that's way too personal of a question.
Andy:Well someone could answer if they want to. [looks at Erin hopefully] Ok, in that case I will now show you how to put this condom on... using this pencil. [Stanley laughs]
Andy:What?
Oscar:Why would you choose a pencil Andy?
Andy:Well I'm not gonna use my penis, Oscar! It's not exactly hard right now anyway.
Meredith:Come on, give it a rest pencil dick.
Andy:I'm doing this for you Meredith!
Meredith:I didn't want you it!
Andy:Well did you h- di- GAH! Does no one appreciate what I'm doing right now?! [throws pizza box at painting and leaves]