Sex Ed





Andy:Herpes, like all STDS, is a consequence of sex. Can anyone else name any other consequences?
Kevin:It feels unbelievable!
Andy:[writing on board] Ok I guess I can make a pros column. Feels...
Kevin:...unbelievable.
Phyllis:The ability to express love physically. It's a magical thing.
Andy:Express love, magical.
Kevin:It feels amazing!
Andy:Umm, ok is that different from feels unbelievable?
Kevin:Yes.
Andy:Then I will write it down.
Creed:The feeling of pure risk.
Andy:I actually had that down in the cons column, but...
Creed:It's thrilling.
Andy:Ok, umm. I'll move that. Thrill of risk.
Erin:Andy, aren't there also negatives to sex?
Andy:Yes! Thank you! Such as?
Erin:Unplanned pregnancy.
Andy:Yes, unplanned pregnancy.
Kelly:Like Jim and Pam, say whaaat?
Kevin:Just admit that your baby was a mistake.
Pam:Hey! Our baby was not a mistake. She was a surprise.
Jim:Good!
Darryl:I'm sure they don't regret having their child, let's move it to the pros.
Jim and Pam:Thank you!
Andy:Ok, unplanned pregnancy, going in the pros column.