Sex Ed
Meme It!Jan:No! In the beginning we were not good.
Michael:Well, there was a little bit of a learning curve in the conversation department, but between the sheets we were like Jordan and Pippin!
Jan:Well if there's anything exciting about it it's because we both knew it was wrong!
Michael:Because we work together.
Jan:No, ok. Imagine there's a princess, who falls for a guy beneath her station, and the queen doesn't like this at all. And the princess knows that the queen doesn't like it so it just makes her wanna do it all the more just to get at the queen!
Michael:Am I the princess?
Jan:No I'm the princess, and the queen.
Michael:[sighs] Ok, so I'm the guy at the station.
Astrid:Mommy!
Jan:Assy! Awwhhh how was school?
Astrid:It was cool.
Jan:[singing] What did you learn?
Astrid:What did I learn?
Jan:You might have learned shapes, or blocks, or clocks, or colors. Or you might have learned that we're all, sisters and brothers.
Michael:I have herpes.