Sex Ed
Meme It!Michael:It's nice to see you doing so well.
Jan:Yeah I'm really happy. Me and Astrid against the world. [laughs] We're loving it, yeah. I'm kind of a supermom.
Michael:Bringing home the bacon.
Jan:Yeah. [singing] Fry it up in a pan. Never never never let you forget... [laughs] I love that commercial.
Dwight:I don't understand the reference.
Jan:Well, Michael, it was nice to get your call.
Dwight:We had to come over right away, it's urgent. Michael has something to tell you. [Michael shushes him]
Jan:Are you gonna keep me in suspense? [Michael sighs]
Michael:[after long wait, to Dwight] Would you excuse us...
Dwight:Ok I'm gonna head outta here, I know you have a lot to talk about. Ok, is there a, an operating theater that's open to visitors? Never mind I'll find it.
Michael:He hasn't changed.
Jan:No, so what couldn't wait?
Michael:Am I the kind of person to misremember our relationship as more than it ever was?
Jan:Michael Scott, you are here for a post mortem.
Michael:What?
Jan:You wanna dig into our relationship, go over it, see what killed it. Ok, I'm in.