Sex Ed
Meme It!Michael:[still on phone with Holly] Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you hadn't been transferred?
Holly:Yeah.
Michael:We would have twins. [Dwight points towards the corner of his lip, indicating Michael's 'herpes']
Holly:I don't think we'd have kids.
Michael:Mmhmm!
Holly:It was just for a few weeks!
Michael:Mhhmm! We would be married.
Holly:[sternly] Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this you know.
Michael:Do what?
Holly:You romanticize things.
Michael:I don't romanticize th- [Dwight nodding and mouthing 'Yes you do'] No...
Holly:Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.
Michael:He had no arms or legs, he couldn't see, hear, or speak... This is how he led a nation.
Holly:You made us out to be more than we were.
Michael:Maybe we were more than we were.
Holly:I don't know what you're getting so upset about, we had to break up a long time ago, it was a good memory.
Michael:Ok, alright I gotta go.
Holly:Michael... [Michael hangs up]
Dwight:[to the camera] He forgot to mention the herpes.
Michael:It didn't come up organically.