Sex Ed
Meme It!Meredith:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's just a cold sore.
Michael:It is?
Meredith:Yup, just a cold sore.
Michael:Just a cold sore, thank you. Phyllis, I don't have acne. I have a cold sore. I don't even have a cold. I don't know how I got it.
Kevin:I know how you got it. [smug expression on his face]
Michael:How?
Kevin:Michael come on. A cold sore is herpes.
Michael:What?
Pam:Wait! What you should do, Michael, is have a doctor take a look at it. Because we really don't know what that is.
Meredith:I know tons and tons of people who have herpes. I have it myself. That's what it is.
Kevin:I never seen herpes on you.
Meredith:Because it's on my genitals, genius.
Kevin:You have a penis?
Andy:Michael, have you ever been tested for STDs?
Michael:Yeah! My last physical when I was forty.
Jim:That was like, ten years ago.
Michael:No! It was like four years ago!
Kevin:Michael, you're at least forty six!
Michael:Why at least? If you're guessing forty six just say forty six. [later in his office, places a band-aid over his cold sore]