Michael's Last Dundies
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Season 7, Episode 21, 18:51-20:35
Meme It!Michael:[in conference room] Here... [Andy walks in] Okay! By his own omission, this person actually tried marijuana in college, so the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award goes to, Andy Bernard! [Andy walks up]
Andy:A lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually wanna thank you Michael.
Michael:Oh, okay. [nods to him]
Andy:I mean, we actually all really wanna thank you, for everything.
Michael:Oh my God, something's happening.
Andy:[singing] Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.
All:Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.
Pam:In costumes!
Jim:And impressions!
Toby:In meetings.
Erin and Kelly:And cups of coffee.
Kevin:For birthdays!
Stanley:More meetings and-
Women:E-Mail forms you made us read.
All:Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!
Meredith:You hit me with your car!
Ryan:You helped me get off drugs!
Creed:I watch you when you sleep.
Oscar:I forgive you for kissing me!
All:Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call.
Kelly and Erin:Call, text or e-mail, or call.
Deangelo:[falsetto] Measure your life in love!
All:Remember to call, remember to, call. Remember to call.