Counseling
Meme It!Gabe:The problem, unfortunately, is about the office administrator. I have gone through everything for the past three years. There is nothing that says you are the office administrator.
Pam:So weird that there is no paperwork.
Gabe:At all.
Pam:Although, like, unlikely things happen all the time. My best friend, in High School, she went to Australia, Canberra I think, and she met this guy who lived only two streets away in America.
Gabe:Pam, I don't want to accuse you of anything. I just want everything to be back the way it's supposed to be. Can you just admit... admit...
Pam:Admit what?
Gabe:I don't want to say it.
Pam:Say it.
Gabe:Mm-hmm.
Pam:Say that I'm lying or say that I have the job. Make a definitive statement, Gabe.
Gabe:Statements of such nature, while they have their place, are overused in a competitive business environment.
Pam:Great. Well, Let me know if you need a new chair, or anything that an Office Administrator can handle.
Gabe:Will do... Can I get one of those name plates... that says Gabe Lewis?
Pam:Sure. Anything else?
Gabe:Nope.
Pam:I'll get it right away.