Counseling
Meme It!Toby:Its really sad that your dog ran away. Why did it keep you from going to the park?
Michael:I was afraid I would find him in the park, playing with another kid.
Toby:Why?
Michael:I guess that's why I thought he ran away in the first place. To find a kid he liked better.
Toby:Dogs don't do that.
Michael:Right. Why would a dog do that? That's silly.
Toby:I don't know.
Michael:When I hear myself say it, it sounds ridiculous. But I've never said it out loud, so...
Toby:It's very important for you to be liked, isn't it?
Michael:Well, lets not get too... This isn't a counseling session... Ok. Son of a gun. Son of a bitch. Wow! Ok.
Toby:I'm just trying to help you Michael.
Michael:You. Bitch. God! You're very helpful aren't you? You try to help everybody. Do you want to play another game?
Toby:I just want to...
Michael:You are good. But you know what? You can't help people. You couldn't help your marriage. You lose. I don't need your help. Nobody needs your help. Nobody wants it! You can't help anybody. I don't need your help! Am I going to make you cry?
Toby:[tossing forms at Michael] Just fill them out any way you want.
Michael:Ok.
Toby:I'll have Erin fax them back to corporate.
Michael:You'll do. . . ok. Filled out. Good. Thank you doctor. Take two of these [giving Toby two middle fingers] and call me in the morning.