Counseling
Meme It!Jim:Before me stands your coworker, Dwight Kurt Schrute. Dwight, show them all sides. Turn around. Now, today, we need your help turning Dwight into a gentleman.
Andy:A gentleman who is a rich snob who will go into shopping malls and drop huge amounts of cash on clothes.
Stanley:Is he still doing his boycott?
Jim:No, this is instead of the boycott. Yeah?
Kelly:You shirt and tie are disgusto-barfo.
Jim:Agreed.
Dwight:Really?
Oscar:Maybe something not so monochromatic. Not so matching.
Dwight:Wait. Less matching to appear more rich?
Ryan:The glasses are a little... [Dwight drops glasses to the floor, stomps on them]
Pam:I liked them.
Kelly:I thought they were kind of cute.
Ryan:Yeah, I liked them too.
Dwight:I can't see.
Darryl:Say stuff like, 'Good morning, Good Afternoon'. People appreciate that.
Dwight:Wait, I see you every day. Can I say 'Good month?'
Darryl:I'm telling you how to do this man.
Andy:If someone offers you a cocktail, accept, but keep your wits about you.
Angel:Please and thank you go a long way.
Dwight:Copy. Thank you.
Angela:Thank you.
Dwight:Please.
Andy:[in a cockney accent] I think he's got it!