Counseling
Meme It!Andy:Dwight?
Dwight:What?
Andy:Did you call all of my clients at the mall and cancel all my business while using the 'F' word?
Dwight:Yes I did. And I'm going to do the same with all of your clients.
Stanley:No you will not.
Dwight:Oh yes I will! That mall is corrupt, ok! They're 'appearance'ists!
Jim:Ok, Dwight. We can't do that. So why don't you just tell us what happened?
Pam:Yeah, what happened Dwight?
Jim:Ok.
Dwight:You guys know me. You know that I'm not one for fancy things, but there was this one thing. It was in a fancy store. And it caught the corner of my eye when I took Mose down to the Mall to get his blood pressure at the Rite-Aid. And I thought, you know, maybe I deserve this. You know, I had a great crop yield this fall...
Pam:So what happened?
Dwight:I went to the store and I pressed the buzzer, and they looked right at me, and then they looked away. And then I pressed the buzzer again, and they started taking pictures of me on their mobile phones. I guess I'm not the kind of guy that's good enough for precious heirlooms.
Kelly:You know what Dwight? You need to go back there, and you need to 'Pretty Woman' their asses.
Creed:We should start our own mall!
Erin:Yeah!
Jim:Wait, wait, wait. That's actually a really good idea Kelly.
Kelly:What did I say?