Garage Sale
Kelly:Are you serious? A half used candle? Get out of here Dwight. You're blocking my table with your giant body.
Dwight:Oh, cause there's a huge line of people waiting in line who want your spinster chotskies.
Kelly:Screw you man. People like my stuff.
Dwight:People like Ryan? Let me tell you about men like him. He comes over and you're like 'Hey baby let me light a candle' then you pull out this one half used and he's like 'Uh! Who else is she seeing? I better lock her down fast.'
Kelly:You can take my Helen Fielding collection.
Dwight:And the Jennifer Weiner collection.