Garage Sale
Meme It!Pam:Ok I think animals and proposals are out. Right Ryan didn't you read in one of your blogs that animals are out?
Ryan:Blogs are out but people are texting each other no more animals
Michael:How about this I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof, it hits the ground, the head pops off, this leads me to the line ' I lost my head when I fell in love with you.'
Jim:That's a guarantee.
Michael:It's easy enough to get a corpse, you just go to a med school. I already have the ring.
Jim:Don't think you need the corpse then.
Michael:Heres the ring.
Pam:Holy s*** is that real?
Michael:Yeah. I saved 3 years salary.
Oscar:No. [shakes head back and forth]
Michael:Is she not going to like that?
Pam:No she's going to love it so I think you can keep the proposal simple. You know like when Jim proposed. He just he got down on one knee and he told me that he loved me and he asked me to marry him and it was perfect.
Oscar:Where was that.
Jim:At a gas station. [oscar laughs]
Michael:At a gas station?
Jim:Oh it was when she was working in New York so it was halfway between both of us.
Michael:That mush have been a surprise when... at the gas station you proposed.
Pam:No it was really it was really sweet. It was raining and..
Michael:Oh yea you didn't say that the weather was bad that sounds perfect. I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim:Totally reasonable.
Michael:I just... it's terrifying.
Pam:She's not gonna say no.
Michael:I know but I'm still scared I don't know why.
Jim:Cause it's a big deal. I mean.. I knew Pam was gonna say yes but I was still scared.
Pam:You were scared?
Jim:Yeah... it.s scary.