Garage Sale
Andy:[playing the Dallas board game] Hmm, I'm gonna play me a little ol' black mail card .
Kevin:Nice.
Andy:And call a proxy meeting to take control of you and oil once and for all.
Kevin:No you cant do that. You cant play a black mail card and call a proxy meeting in the same turn.
Andy:Why not. Seems to me we're just making up rules cause somebody forgot to staple the rules to the inside of the game like a normal human being.
Darryl:And I'm gonna play this here share the wealth card.
Andy:Oooh.
Darryl:Which entitles me to half of both of y'alls money so if you don't mind.
Kevin:no this card is from the wrong game this is from the game of life.
Darryl:It was in the box.
Andy:Well played.
Darryl:Thank you.
Andy:We must honorably adhere to the rules we are making up on the spot.
Kevin:No but that's not fair.
Andy:Well that's Dallas.
Darryl:Dallas indeed.