MY MOM MAKES THE BEST PESTO IN THE WORLD.

AND I ALWAYS TELL HER, "MOM, YOU SHOULD SELL THIS.

AND SHE ALWAYS SAYS, "NO, IT'S JUST FOR FAMILY."

WELL, FINALLY, I WAS LIKE, "[bleep] IT, I'LL SELL IT."

SO I'M LIKE, "MOM, I NEED YOU TO MAKE A TON OF PESTO

ANYWAY, SHE MAKES, LIKE, 100 BOTTLES' WORTH.

AND PHYLLIS JUST HAD THAT "MOM" LOOK I WANTED.

My mom makes the best pesto in the world. And I always tell her 'Mom you should sell this, you'd make a fortune' and she always says 'No it's just for family.' Well finally I was like f*** it, I'll sell it so I'm like 'Mom, I need you to make a ton of pesto for a pesto party for all my friends' and she's like 'uh, ok' ... pesto party? Really? Anyway... she makes like a hundred bottles worth. It's so good. And Phyllis... just had that mom look I wanted.

Garage Sale

Season 7, Episode 19, 7:24-7:53