Garage Sale
Meme It!Dwight:What is this?
Jim:How did those get out? I'm sorry.
Dwight:Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes?
Jim:I was in Jamaica, and I got lost, and it was getting dark this one night and then out of nowhere with a cart and he's selling these. Dwight he's telling me things about myself that there's no way he could have known.
Dwight:That's a common swindlers trick.
Jim:Probably, probably. So I buy some, I turn the corner, I feel like an idiot, so I go back to get my money, he was gone.
Dwight:So you wanna sell me magic beans. [laughs]
Jim:Correction. I do not want to sell you Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes.
Dwight:Nice try. No. Correction. Terrible try.