Todd Packer
Meme It!Michael:[Michael and Todd are walking into the office] Okay, every body. I need you to see this. Because maybe there is somebody here that you all underestimated, who will surprise you. Todd Packer, is going to apologize. Kevin! Front and center, come here.
Kevin:I got a lot of numbers here to put together.
Michael:Kevin, we know that you are just trying to save face, we know that you are hurt and embarrassed.
Kevin:That's silly. If anything, I should be apologizing to Packer. Because we all know I can dish it, as good as I can take it.
Michael:Okay, sweetie, no. You shouldn't be apologizing to Packer. That doesn't make any sense. You ready for this? You ready for this? Gentlemen, start your engines.
Todd Packer:I'm sorry if you were offended by my comments earlier.
Kevin:Well, like I said, I wasn't offended, but I'll stand here for the big show.
Michael:Kevin, do you accept the apology?
Kelly:Don't do it Kevin, that's the fake kind of apology.
Michael:Okay, go back to the annex.
Kelly:This is textbook. It's so uncool. Ryan does this to me all the time. Like it's some offense to have feelings. Don't do it Kevin.
Ryan:[muttering] Sometimes you over react.
Oscar:Michael how's this supposed to work? Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things, and then he's just gonna make half-assed apologies. And we're back to square one.
Todd Packer:Okay. You want an apology? Here it goes. Kevin, I am so sorry. You are skinny, and you are a genius.
Michael:That-That was maybe too much. Packer is a survivor of divorce Stanley. Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith. Packer never lived up to his parent's expectations, Andy. [Andy looks confused and shrugs] Angela loves pussy cats, and Packer loves-
Angela:[cutting in] No! Don't!
Michael:I was going to say dogs! Okay, you know what, this is over! Apology has been issued! And we're through with it. Packer will be here until the day he dies, just like the rest of us!