Todd Packer
Meme It!Andy:[looking at his computer, gasps] Hey! Hey you guys! The Armeth Regado video is up, gather around! [no one moves] Check it out! This guy's on a full beam reach. [watching a sailing video on his computer] They're hiking out like mad! Lock 'em up! Lock 'em up! Nice job! Ughh. [computer is frozen, taps the top of it] This computer's a hunk of jjunk.
Erin:Hey sailor! Come watch it over here! [pats her new computer]
Andy:Where did you get this?!
Erin:Pam gave it to me!
Andy:This is a sick computer! Gwen Stefani has this computer! [to Pam, in a fake British accent] Uhhh, Pamela! What does a guy have to do to get, ahem, one of them?
Pam:You have a computer Andy.
Andy:Yeah, but if you donated my computer to Africa, it would become world famous as the slowest computer in Africa. So...
Pam:Ok, but listen. We just don't have the budget for it. Okay? Reception needed a computer so we got one.
Andy:Well Andy's desk needs a computer. And, I mean, it's just kinda a coincidence that I work there, but...
Pam:Yes, but Reception is a one person department. If I get you a new computer I have to get one for everyone in sales. For Dwight, for Stanley, it would be crazy.
Stanley:So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now?
Andy:I'm not asking for one, I need it.
Phyllis:If you're just handing them out, I want one too.
Andy:Phyllis, no body is handing anything out.
Pam:See, this is what I'm talking about.
Andy:What are you gonna play mange on faster?
Pam:Sorry Andy.