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Kevin:[through the window at Michael] Hey, buck up, buddy!
Darryl:Make that face he likes.
Dwight:Hey. Hey. Come on. You're hurting him.
Michael:It's like a time bomb...
Dwight:Shh.
Michael:...is ticking down. When it goes off, no more kissing. No more hugging.
Dwight:Just hush.
Michael:Sexual time bomb.
Dwight:Just rock. Shh.
Michael:[into recorder] Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or we go against type with an Eisenberg or a Michael Cera.
Dwight:Movie idea?
Michael:No. [into recorder] Saving the world has never been this hard.
Dwight:Okay. Shh. Have you talked to her about your feelings? Women really go for that crap.
Michael:No, I can't talk to her. I can't even look at her without thinking about it ending.
Dwight:Kevin! Do more stupid faces.
Kevin:Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.
Dwight:I don't know.
Michael:Do the monkey face.
Dwight:Do the monkey face!
Michael:I love that. I love that face.
Dwight:Good. He loves it. Good. Jump. Jump up and down.
Michael:No. The monkey!
Dwight:Go back to the monkey!
Michael:Don't do the squirrel. Throw your poop.
Dwight:Hurl your feces.
Michael:That's good.
Dwight:Good.
Michael:That's good. He's throwing it.
Dwight:They really do that.
Michael:I know.