PDA
Meme It!Holly:So we kiss occasionally.
Oscar:Not occasionally. All the time.
Phyllis:Yeah, and it's not just the kissing. It's the flirtatious whispering.
Stanley:The flirtatious tickling.
Michael:Whispering and tickling have their place in business.
Darryl:That thing were you softly exhale on her neck.
Michael:I... Okay, yeah, that's pretty hot. I will give you that. Look, you are all hypocrites. You all do it.
Dwight:Michael. Confession: I have done PDA in the office.
Michael:Thank you.
Dwight:I've had intercourse in the office.
Michael:All right.
Dwight:As has Angela!
Angela:Dwight!
Dwight:As has Ryan. As has Kelly. As has Meredith. As has Phyllis. As has Darryl. As has Creed. [Creed smiles and nods] As has Michael and as has Holly.
Kevin:As has Kevin!
Angela:With who?
Kevin:She goes to another school.
Michael:Okay. Fine. No more PDA.
Oscar:Good.
Michael:You win. But here's what we are going to do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook-up zone.
Angela:No.
Michael:Anything goes.
Oscar:Just leave it how you said...
Dwight:Michael, that's absurd. What if two couples want to go at the same time?
Michael:Okay, then we have two closets. No, no, we're gonna have three closets, one for each base, no homers. Yes?
Dwight:And what is the hook-up zone policy on masturbation?
Michael:Pro.
Dwight:Yes!
Michael:What? Problem solved.