The Search
Season 7, Episode 15, 0:03-1:24
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Meme It!Kelly:Everybody, can I please have your attention? Ryan and I have a huge announcement.
Erin:Oh my gosh!
Phyllis:Wow.
Kelly:Over the weekend, Ryan Bailey Howard and I got divorced. [throws ring on the ground]
Meredith:Sweet! Free Ring!
Andy:Divorced?
Ryan:Just so you know, it's totally amicable. We're fine. We don't need people here to take sides.
Kelly:The last thing that we want is any kind of drama.
Pam:Wait. Can you back up? What's the story?
Kelly:We were having a beautiful weekend in the Poconos. We were making love, constantly. We saw the sunrise. Ryan was crying a lot.
Ryan:It's not irrelevant. Details
Kelly:And in the morning we walked by a chapel and we stopped, suddenly, and Ryan said...
Ryan and Kelly:I don't think I should be married to you anymore.
Kevin:What?
Andy:Sorry, when did you get married?
Kelly:Ummm, like a week ago, we got really wasted and it just felt right.
Andy:And you didn't invite any of us?
Ryan:We are getting divorced, Andy! This is such a raw time.
Kelly:God baby, you know, people's reactions to this... maybe we made a mistake.
Ryan:No, with the messed up laws in this country, I don't want to be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar:You know what Ryan, I talked to the other gay guys, and we're ok with it. We agree it's fine if you got married.
Ryan:No Oscar, Not, not until everyone can!
Kelly:Ryan, I changed my mind.
Ryan:Ok fine, you know what, this actually isn't amicable at all and we actually do need people to take sides. Who is on my side?
Kelly:And who is on my side? [no one raises their hand]