Ultimatum
Meme It!Bookstore employee:Well, if you read a lot, you should check out our e-readers. They're really neat.
Darryl:Whoa, I work at a paper company, those things terrify me. They could put us out of business, you know? I heard those machines hold like, ten books at once.
Bookstore employee:Actually, it's ten thousand.
Darryl:Holy [bleep], what? Let me see that. It's so light. Like a croissant.