Classy Christmas, Pt. 2
Meme It!Holly:[walks in with a dirty Woody] Who did this? It's obvious to me I'm not welcome here, but somebody better tell me who did this, or else I'm leaving.
Phyllis:Well, I don't think Erin seems to like you.
Erin:That's not true. I don't know her enough to make a decision even.
Michael:What happened? What happened? Toby, what did you do? I think Toby's very jealous of all the attention you've been getting.
Toby:No, I would never ever do anything like that. But it does seem like something you would do.
Michael:Oh, really? Turn it on me. Well, isn't that nice? Thank you very much.
Kevin:Wait, wait, guys, listen. Toy Story is all about toys that come to life when people aren't looking. You don't think... it's not possible... that Woody did this to himself.
Michael:It is Christmas.
Angela:No, it really seems like something Michael would do.
Michael:Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Well, the fact that you would think that points to the possibility that it is probably not me. And that I have been framed.
Andy:Why would anyone frame you for that?
Jim:Okay, I'm sorry, why are we discounting this whole 'Woody came to life' thing so quickly?
Michael:Ahhhhhh! [laughs] Surprise! It was part of the party. Pretty funny, huh?
Holly:You think this is funny?
Michael:[laughs] I don't. But someday I think we will laugh about this... when we tell our kids...
Jim:Yikes. [everyone gasps]
Kevin:Oh no, that's, that's not happening.
Dwight:Dear God in heaven.
Michael:All right. Shh. Okay, you know what? Holly, I didn't mean to do it. It was an accident. An accident borne of jealous feelings.
Holly:Michael, you have to let this go. I'm with someone else. I don't feel that way anymore.
Michael:Oh, really? You certainly seemed jealous when I told you about my fake girlfriend. That's what Jim and Dwight thought.
Dwight:Okay, hey, hey, hey...
Jim:No, fake girlfriends are always wrong.
Holly:You made up a fake girlfriend to see if I'd get jealous? And you destroyed a gift my boyfriend gave me? What is the matter with you?
Michael:When you got transferred, and I drove you up to Nashua, you said, 'Michael, I love you, but I can't do this.' But then, with this other guy, you don't have any problem with a long-distance relationship, do you? And you know what, that is what is the matter with me.
Holly:Michael, I'm sorry.
Michael:And we did this whole stupid party for you.
Erin:[blocks Holly's path] No.
Holly:You guys, it wasn't my fault.
Kevin:Oh, nothing is ever your fault! Just like when you ate those maple candies that you brought for us!