Classy Christmas, Pt. 2
Meme It!Michael:I was in the mall, and I saw that, and I thought it had your name written all over it.
Kelly:Michael, this is the gift that corporate gave us that I picked out. You're re-gifting this to me.
Michael:No, that's not... no, I went to the mall and I picked that out especially for you.
Kelly:Oh, yeah? Well, show me the receipt.
Michael:[hands Kelly a receipt from his wallet] From the mall. That...
Kelly:This is a fast food receipt from April.
Michael:Well, that...
Kelly:God, how many number nines did you order?
AJ:Is everyone here kind of mean?
Holly:Oh, I think everyone's on edge because of the strangler trial.
AJ:Oh.
Holly:Hey, I'm so glad you came down. It's been so much harder than I expected.
AJ:Hey, what happened to Woody?
Holly:Oh, okay, get ready for this. You're not gonna believe it. I was making salad, and he fell right into the dressing. I mean, there was salad dressing all over him.
AJ:He smells awful.
Holly:It was blue cheese dressing.
AJ:Great.