Classy Christmas, Pt. 2
Meme It!Holly:You guys, this has to stop. Someone could have really gotten hurt.
Michael:What if Meredith was taking her smoking break below that window? You know what would have happened? The shards of glass would have shaved her face right off. And, yes, it might have been funny. But it also would have been incredibly tragic.
Dwight:I could not agree more. And just want to state for the record that I am intending to sue Jim for acute psychological distress.
Jim:What are you talking about? You're the one terrorizing me.
Dwight:With snowballs, Jim? With fluffy little snowballs? No. I thought we were just playing.
Holly:Dwight's right. What you did was dangerous and inappropriate. I'm really surprised at you guys. Last time I was here, you were both best friends.
Michael:All this arguing reminds me of a very funny story. You see this on my desk? [he holds up a toy taxi cab] Know who gave me this? My girlfriend Tara, who lives in New York City.
Dwight:Wait, what girlfriend?
Michael:I haven't told you about her.
Dwight:I find that unlikely. You email me when you get a new zit.
Michael:I'm a man in my mid-40s and I still get zits. I think that's pretty interesting. But you know what? I am not on trial here. The Scranton strangler is. So, anyway, we have this great weekend, and she drives me to the airport, and we get to JFK, but I am flying out of LaGuardia. So we laugh and laugh and laugh, and then we spend the rest of the day walking around Slo-mo, drinking latte. And at the end of the day, she gives me this, and she says, 'Michael, maybe next time, you should take a cab.'
Holly:I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
Michael:I do. She is.