Classy Christmas, Pt. 1
Meme It!Michael:Oh, ho, ho, ho! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, little children! [dressed as Santa]
All:Merry Christmas.
Michael:How's everybody doing today?
Erin:Good.
Michael:How's the party coming along?
Pam:Great.
Michael:Are we over budget?
Pam:Nope.
Michael:No? Good. Did anyone get drunk already?
Meredith:Not yet!
Michael:Good for you. Angela, lay it on me. What's the problem?
Angela:Nothing. Should be fun.
Michael:So Stanley, how big is the bug up your butt today?
Stanley:[cheerily] Pam got those sugar-free cookies I like. I'm doing fine.
Michael:Alright. Well, I will be in my office making toys for the good children. Andy?
Andy:Yea?
Michael:Whatcha got?
Andy:All good, Santa.
Michael:Well, that's a relief. Santa's gonna take some much-needed free time. Alright. Good!