Classy Christmas, Pt. 1
Season 7, Episode 11, 0:02-1:59
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Meme It!Nate:Got it. [taking a group photo outside]
Pam:Okay let's go in. I'm freezing.
Michael:People, wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back. One fun one. We're gonna do a fun one.
Jim:One Charlie's Angels. One. Let's go.
Pam:Okay, this is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. No one's putting this on their fridge.
Kevin:Oh, I got it, you guys, how 'bout this. Michael, what if all the boys are on one side, all the girls are on the other. The boys are like, 'why I oughta', and the girls are like, 'let's go shopping!'.
Andy:Let's just jump in the air!
Michael:That's it! That's a picture! Yes! Jump in the air. We're gonna jump in the air. Here we go.
Pam:Okay.
Nate:One, two, three. [everyone jumps at different times] Not everyone jumped.
Michael:Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please. Here we go.
Nate:One, two, three. [everyone jumps] Still some people not jumping.
Jim:You gotta be kidding me. Who isn't jumping?
Dwight:I'll tell you who. Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley, Angela, and Oscar.
Phyllis:I am jumping.
Dwight:You are?
Phyllis:Yes, I'm jumping.
Dwight:Let me see you jump. [Phyllis barely jumps] Oh, my God. This is a store bought-camera. This isn't one of those special military-grade cameras that would be able to capture that.
Pam:I'm freezing.
Nate:Um, also, Erin is jumping way too early. She's on the ground by 'three'.
Erin:I didn't want to miss it.
Andy:Well, if we all jump really high, we'll be in the air longer. Do that.
Oscar:Here's a question nobody's asking: Is this worth it?
Michael:Don't answer that. People, listen up and listen good. We need to just get one picture where we're all in the air at the same time. Yes?
Oscar:Why?
Michael:I believe in us. We can do this. Here we go.
Nate:Okay, on three. Uh, everyone in the air. Three, [some people jump] two, [others jump] one, [others jump] zero. [everyone begins to yell]
Michael:We didn't get it.