Classy Christmas, Pt. 1
Meme It!Michael:We have always had good Christmas parties here, as you know, but they've never been cool. [imitating Sean Connery] The name is Bond... Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken, not stirred. Classic Brosnan. Santa... wonderful tradition. Everybody loves Santa. Everybody can't get enough of the jolly old man. But that is a myth, because you know what, he is not necessarily a big fat guy with a beard. He's not necessarily an old guy. No one knows what the real Santa Claus... God! Ow! [camera pans down to Angela pinning Michael's pants]
Angela:Just stop moving your calves so much while you're talking.
Michael:Well, this year's gonna be different. We're gonna have fun. It's not gonna be tacky. It's going to be, you know what, the food is going to be austere. It is not going to be tacky, deli platter food. It's not gonna have a big, fat, gross Santa Claus. It's gonna be cool, sleek Santa.
Angela:Maybe I'll bring my boyfriend. I'll invite him.
Michael:Okay. Sure.
Angela:I mean, unless there's any chance there could be press at this party.
Michael:You never know about the press.
Angela:Well, I only ask because he's a senator.
Michael:Could he help us with some parking tickets?
Angela:I don't think that's appropriate.
Michael:Well, then he's not a senator.
Angela:Yes, he is.
Michael:Okay.