China
Meme It!Michael:I don't know what the [expletive] that was.
Dwight:I say we bomb 'em. By 2020, they're gonna be the world's largest economy and they're getting a taste for protein. We'll all starve.
Phyllis:Yeah, Dwight's right we should drop a bomb.
Michael:No he's not right. We're not. Where would we even drop it, Phyllis? Did you know that in China there are fifty six cities with over a million people? You know how many we have here? Nine.
Oscar:Actually, that's not true. I know the figure you're referring to, and it's a projection of fifteen years from now.
Kevin:Thank God.
Michael:No, no. That is right now.
Oscar:Michael, China's agrarian. Urbanizing fast? You bet 'cha, but still agrarian.
Michael:In terms of land, not population.
Oscar:Come on Michael. You can...
Michael:No, no you're wrong about this.
Oscar:Where are you getting this information?
Michael:I got it from NewYorkTimes.com
Kevin:Uh oh, getting nervous Oscar?
Jim:Okay, someone look it up.
Ryan:I'm on it Jim. I'm on it.
Oscar:Guys its not worth it really. Guys this is not worth our time.
Darryl:[reads text] 'Are you watching this?' Seriously?
Andy:Well are you?
Darryl:I'm sitting right here.
Ryan:Got it. China has fifty six cities with a population of over one million. The US has... nine.
Meredith:Suck it Oscar.
Jim:Well on the plus side all this worrying about China has made you smarter than Oscar, Michael.
Oscar:Great. I was wrong. I'm wrong. Is everyone happy?