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Meme It!Michael:Everybody stop working. I want you all to imagine a world in which America is not the number one superpower, where forks are irrelevant, and where every man, woman and child is expected to learn how to play the cello. Now open your eyes.
Angela:You never told us to close them.
Michael:Welcome to your future.
Phyllis:What do we do? How do we stop this?
Michael:How do we stop it? With a big idea. That's what America is built on, big ideas. Blue jeans, the Grand Canyon. Whose got one, whose got a big idea?
Pam:An idea bigger than the Grand Canyon?
Michael:Yes, indeed. Yes Kevin.
Kevin:An antacid that you only take once a week.
Michael:Once a week antacid is the idea to beat. Anyone else? Nobody? Okay then we are... yes.
Kevin:Michael! An antacid pill that you take once every six weeks.
Stanley:Why not just go one for the year?
Michael:I don't know.
Kevin:It's too big of a pill to swallow.
Michael:Alright.
Erin:What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy, and then we all kill him, but first we take out like a hundred thousand dollar life insurance policy. I bet you guys like that idea don't you?