Nepotism
Pam:[goes to change thermostat as Dwight puts a locked cover over it] Hey. What are you doing?
Dwight:From now on, if you're hot, sit on an ice pack.
Kevin:Well, what if you're cold?
Dwight:Like you'd ever be cold, Kevin. Stop asking me hypothetical questions, OK? I'm too busy.
Jim:Hey, Dwight, I don't know if you heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird backpacks instead of cups, like regular people. Oh, you did hear.
Dwight:[drinking from Camelback] Jim, you have one job to do. And you do it forgettably. Those of us who are busy require hands-free hydration.