Double Date
Meme It!Helene:Wait a minute. [looks at the bag in Michael's hand] Is that another birthday present for me cause you already gave me a necklace.
Kelly:Oh my God I love it. [looks at camera and shakes head]
Helene:Tell her how you gave it to me.
Michael:No, that wouldn't be--
Helene:He put it around my neck while I was still asleep this morning. What a nice way to wake up.
Michael:Yeah. The rest of the story has been censored due to-- inappropriosity.
Kevin:Because of sex?
Michael:Hey--
Pam:Kevin!
Michael:Please, Kevin. You're fired. [Kevin looks at Jim; Jim shakes his head] Sorry, sorry. Work with a bunch of idiots. Shall we go?
Pam:Yes, let's go. [looks at Erin and nods]
Erin:Oh, wait. Um-- Swartz Lumber is on the phone for you Pam and they say it's urgent.
Pam:Oh, you guys. Just one second. [picks up phone] Oh my gosh! Are you serious? Shipping emergency. I don't think I can go to lunch.
Jim:Oh man, that's crazy. Right as we were on our way out too.
Pam:I know. Isn't that always how it goes?
Jim:Rarely. If ever. Let me give it a whirl. I'll talk to them.
Pam:I want to handle it.
Jim:That's okay.
Pam:I feel like its--
Jim:It's my pleasure. [takes phone from Pam] Hello? Well that's great. [hangs up phone] Turns out the paper was there all along.
Creed:[sighs] Thank God.