Double Date
Meme It!Michael:So we should get the check?
Pam:What about your gift Michael?
Michael:Oh, no, no, no. No. It's stupid. You'd hate it. I hate it.
Helene:I'm sure I won't.
Michael:Yes you will.
Pam:He locked himself in his office all morning working on it.
Helene:Gimme. Look at this wrapping paper. It's got the word love on it in every language.
Pam:Aww--
Michael:I literally-- I put no thought into the wrapping at all. Might as well of been toilet paper.
Helene:[opens present, reads inscription] A scrapbook of our first memories by Michael Gary Scott. For my girlfriend Helene on your birthday. [laughs]