Double Date
Meme It!Michael:What table should we take? So many to choose from.
Jim:Wow.
Helene:[sees table decorated with a banner and balloons] Oh my God!
Michael:What? All I see are boring old tables with no birthday decorations. Oh, wait a second! You mean this one? Wow!
Pam:Michael, you did all this?
Michael:Not about taking credit. Let's just say we all did it.
Helene:Well, thank you. All of you.
Michael:Well, it was actually me alone, so-- wow look at this place. Really makes me want to go to Italy some day.
Helene:Oh you'll love it. You can have my guide books. I think I'm done with those really long plane rides.
Michael:Oh. Thank you. Thanks for lending me the books.
Pam:So, mom... which birthday are we celebrating this year?
Helene:[laughs] Sticking with 49.
Pam:49 again? That's nine years in a row. This is now our longest family tradition.
Michael:That's funny.
Helene:Well, as long as you're running numbers Pam, then help me out with this one. Let's see your six months pregnant, but you've only been married for 30 days, so what does that add up to?
Jim:Oh, burn. Burn on you... and a little bit on me, too. [they laugh]
Michael:You're 54 years old.
Helene:No. I'm 58.
Michael:You're 58 years old?
Helene:Uh huh.
Michael:Congratulations.