Double Date
Meme It!Dwight:Let me get that door for you-- [runs to open door]
Andy:Whoa--
Dwight:There you go!
Andy:Thank you very much. Now I've got it for you. [holds open door]
Dwight:Oh... goodness... thanks. You know, here's a healthy fitness tip. If you clench your buttocks together while walking you can really take the pressure off your knees.
Andy:Is that right?
Dwight:Observe. [walks towards desk]
Andy:Huh. [laughs; follows Dwight]
Dwight:Right?
Andy:That really works.
Dwight:Yeah, feel free to use that. Anytime. Okay.
Andy:Hey-- oh, hold on a second. Do not walk around with your jacket cattywampus.
Dwight:[straightens Andy's tie] And that needs to be straight as an arrow.
Andy:Whoa-- thank you very much. [takes off Dwight's glasses and blows on them] Oh boy.
Dwight:Thank you very much for that.
Andy:[puts Dwight's glasses back on Dwight's face] You are very welcome.
Dwight:[pulls out Andy's chair] Have a seat. Allow me.
Andy:[pulls out Dwight's chair] Have a seat yourself.
Dwight:You know what? I am going to preemptively change the batteries in your wireless mouse.
Andy:Not necessary.
Dwight:No, no, no! [takes mouse and runs away]
Andy:You didn't have to do that.