Koi Pond
Meme It!Michael:Erin, do we have any of those clips that hold paper together?
Erin:Staples? [Kevin clears his throat] Uh, David Wallace called.
Michael:Oh. He did? What did he say?
Erin:He heard you made a big splash at the meeting. Oh, my God. That was so mean what I just said and I didn't mean it. It was Kevin and Meredith put me up to it.
Michael:Ok.
Kevin:[whispers to Erin] I'm gonna kill you.
Stanley:Michael, don't listen to them.
Michael:Thank you, Stanley.
Stanley:You just ignore their carp.
Michael:Ok.
Dwight:Michael?
Michael:Yes.
Dwight:A carp is both a fish and a term for complaing. They're mocking you with wordplay.
Creed:Hey, boss, did you find Nemo?
Michael:I can name Pixar movies, too. Toy Story.
Oscar:Don't you mean 'Koi Story'?
Phyllis:And when you fell in, did you flounder?
Dwight:Michael, flounder is both a kind of fish and -
Michael:I know what a flounder is.