Koi Pond
Meme It!Michael:[phone rings] Yeah?
Erin:Michael, people are asking questions.
Michael:Ok. Put them on speaker. Hey guys, what's going on?
Phyllis:Michael, did you you fall into a Koi pond?
Michael:Uh... I can't really hear you. I think we have sort of a bad connection.
Oscar:Jim, did Michael fall into a Koi pond?
Jim:Mmm... it's like Michael said. It was some- something else.
Michael:It was- Ok. This is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who had put a fish tank in the ground with no cover and no railing.
Angela:So you fell in?
Michael:No. Maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in.
Angela:So a child had fallen in?
Michael:Not yet!
Kevin:That is hilarious. [extends hand for a fist bump]
Michael:No it is- don't! I'm not gonna bump. I'm not gonna bump. And it was not hilarious. It was very, very terrifying. [Stanley laughs]