- THIS CONVERSATION HAS TWO ITEMS ON THE AGENDA.

- NUMBER ONE, DO NOT LEAVE YOUR THINGS ON MY DESK.

IT'S NOT SOME KIND OF PERSONAL PEN RECEPTACLE FOR YOU.

I NEVER FORMALLY CONGRATULATED YOU ON YOUR PROMOTION.

[high-pitched voice] "CON-QUACK-ULATIONS."

REALLY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU, DWIGHT, THANK YOU.

- [duck-like voice] YOU'RE WELCOME. [quacks, laughs]

This conversation has two items on the agenda.

Number one, do not leave your things on my desk. It's not some kind of personal pen receptacle for you. I don't care how high they promote you, which brings me to item number two... I never formally congratulated you on your promotion, so I'd just like to say... [high voice, holding up wooden mallard] con-quack-ulations!

Wow, that's... really thoughtful of you, Dwight, thank you.

[duck voice] You're welcome! [quacks, laughs]

The Lover

Season 6, Episode 7, 1:59-2:27