The Lover
Meme It!Dwight:[to Michael] You seem tense. Hey, you want me to give you the chills?
Michael:Okay.
Dwight:There's an egg on your head and the yolk is running down, the yolk is running down...
Michael:[sighs] Feels good.
Dwight:There's a knife in your back and the blood is gushing down...
Michael:I'm sleeping with Pam's mom. Sometimes, dinner.
Dwight:...the blood is gushing down, the blood is gushing down... You know, I really would have appreciated a heads-up that you were into dating mothers. I would have introduced you to mine.