The Lover
Meme It!Michael:[unwraps rum gift] Oh, wow.
Michael:That is amazing. I feel like a real Puerto Rican.
Erin:Michael, you're all set at Botticelli's. I changed the reservation to two people.
Michael:Erin, look. [holds up parrot rum bottle]
Erin:Fun!
Michael:Yeah.
Pam:Wow, Botticelli's, that sounds like a special occasion.
Michael:Yeah, no, it's nobody.
Pam:[laughs] I don't know. I think Michael has a date.
Michael:[chuckles] Hmm... no.
Pam:[laughs] I think you have a date.
Michael:I don't.
Pam:Come on.
Jim:Uh, I think we should just drop it... 'cause obviously he doesn't want to talk about it.
Michael:[sighs] I don't deserve this, guys.
Jim:Yes, you do.
Michael:No, I don't.
Jim:Just take the parrot.
Jim:Okay, back to the old grind.
Michael:I was probably going to break up with her anyway.
Pam:Oh, that's too bad.
Jim:Don't-
Michael:Pam, it is very complicated. There are a lot of moving parts here.
Jim:Sounds complicated.
Michael:It is.
Pam:Yeah, but I mean, if you really like this person, then you should see where it goes.
Michael:You want me to be happy?
Pam:Of course.
Michael:Part of the problem is, she is the mother of a close friend of mine.
Pam:Oh.
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