Mafia
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Season 6, Episode 6, 18:46-20:15
Meme It!Grotti:This is Grotti.
Michael:This is Scott.
Grotti:Oh! Great. Michael, I'm finishing up your paperwork right now.
Michael:Oh really? Is that supposed to scare me?
Grotti:I, I thought you'd be pleased.
Michael:Well you thought wrong. Because I am not pleased. I'm actually kind of PO'd.
Grotti:What?
Michael:I think you know exactly why, because you were trying to scare me into buying insurance.
Grotti:I don't get it. How was I scaring you?
Michael:I think you knew exactly what you were doing. And frankly I think you were being a total and utter jerk.
Andy:Whoa. Okay.
Michael:You suck!
Dwight:Okay that's-
Michael:And I'm not gonna buy your stupid insurance.
Dwight:That's good, let's wrap it up.
Michael:How about that? The only person that actually needs insurance is you, if you show your face around here again, got it?
Grotti:Look, Michael, when we all calm down here, maybe at some point in the future, you change your mind, why don't you give me a call?
Michael:Doubt it. [disconnects call]
Dwight and Andy:[relaxing] Oh man.
Michael:What a tool. [Dwight and Andy exchange looks] What?
Andy:Next time you look in the mirror, you're gonna be looking at a guy who stood down the mafia!
Michael:No. What do you mean?
Dwight:We just told you he wasn't mafia, so you wouldn't be scared.
Michael:What?
Dwight:You successfully backed down the mob!
Andy:You made the mafia apologize to you! You made the mafia be polite!
Michael:Oh man. I should be mad at you guys. But I'm not.