Mafia
Meme It!Dwight:Michael. Incredible news. Grotti is clean.
Michael:No. He's not. He's just good. Nothing sticks to him. You still don't understand how this works.
Andy:No, Michael. What we're trying to say is, we made a mistake assuming he was mafia. I have a buddy who's a Fed, and we did a background check on the guy. His background is perfectly clean.
Dwight:It's true, he's clean. I have a couple of friends still on the force. Checked with them. Ran his Fed friend up the flagpole to make sure he wasn't on the take. Turns out he's a totally lovely guy. Sweetest guy on the force really.
Andy:Class act. Boy scout.
Michael:But Grotti acts like he's mafia though.
Andy:He's trying to intimidate you to close sales. He's just a pushy salesman.
Dwight:And he made us all look like chumps!