Mafia
Oscar:Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin:I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar:This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin:Oh God. I wouldn't last in jail Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar:What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin:Oh you don't know about jail? Oh you would love jail.
Oscar:Why would I love jail?
Kevin:Because... You would love it.